Wednesday, February 2, 2011

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

EVERYONE, STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING, AND LOOK AT THESE:

*EDIT*: Ok, so in addition to the two previous links here (the super strong robot hand, and the skin gun) I've got this link as well, from the BBC:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12400647

A fucking robot internet, called "RoboEarth" and here's a quote: "The idea behind RoboEarth is to develop methods that help robots encode, exchange and re-use knowledge" Now, I'm hoping all three of my loyal readers know where this is going, but if not I'll just say it: Skynet. The all knowing and all seeing network of robots and computers that laid waste to the earth in the Terminator universe. COME ON SCIENTISTS, DON'T DO THIS, SO NOT COOL.

I'm going to learn how to fabricate robot piercing rounds, before it's too late

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http://www.geek.com/articles/geek-cetera/super-strong-robot-hand-can-take-a-hammer-blow-20110126

THAT'S A FUCKING TERMINATOR ARM.


AND THIS:

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/AgSLts/gawker.com/5750105/spray%25A2skin-a-demonstration

SPRAY ON SKIN.


Combine these two, you get this:

http://www.overthinkingit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/terminator-arm.jpg


Terminators.

Yeah sure you could be all like "But don't worry Alex, that spray skin is mixed using the patient's own stem cells, we're fine, robots don't have stem cells"

FOOLS, THEY CAN CLONE THAT SHIT.

we're screwed. So. Screwed.